You have to clean up poop that miraculously shoots out of a diaper and up your baby's back.
You have to flush 4 fishy friends when they suddenly turn up floating.
As soon as you sit down to take a shit someone gets hurt or desperately needs you.
You get so excited meeting parents with the same interests as you (Power Rangers, Bubble Guppies, and muddy kids)
You get paid in kisses and macaroni necklaces.
Being told your way of doing math is "From olden times".
Showering once a day is a luxury.
You are a bug squisher, nose wiper, booboo kisser, meal maker, and bedtime reader all wrapped in one kick ass woman.
What does being a mom mean to you?
Feeling Super from Boyland,